I Am Currently Working on a Novel by Rolli

Author:Rolli
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Tightrope Books, Inc.
Published: 2016-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

Hee Hee I’m the Toof Fairy!

Hee hee I’m the Toof Fairy! I work at Dairy Queen!

I’m GREAT at cones! The Trick’s in the Twist! A quick jerk and a twist, and you give it to ’em smiling!

I used to be a hooker! Not anymore! Bye-bye so slow sex death! Bye Jefro pimp! Bye!

Ask about my kids! I LOVE that! When their toofs fall out, I slip quarters under their heads! Like anyone! Oh, but the social worker showed up! I don’t know where my kids live now!

Slogans! The work’s hard but not with slogans to remember! Like The Trick’s in the Twist! and Smiling not Dripping! There’s four more! I can’t remember them!

Drugs, well I would never do drugs again! My roommate still does them! She’s going to die probably soon! She sleeps at night with men lots and daytime cries all the time! I wish she could make cones too! We could both just be making cones all day! Maybe someday! God I hope so! That would be so GREAT!

It really would.

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